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Take this to be your invitation to join a new and hopefully exciting game of Nomic, the game where you have to invent the rules to win. With luck we can have a little fun...

I've started the community lexsapins and posted a short introduction. I've set it as a moderated membership just to keep track of who is and who isn't playing I'll allow anyone who asks.

How To Shower Like a Woman

Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry
basket according to lights and darks

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to
do more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower

Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone

Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean

Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair

Shave armpits and legs

Turn off shower

Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower

Spray mould spots with tile cleaner

Get out of shower

Dry with towel the size of a small country

Wrap hair in super absorbent towel

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

How To Shower Like a Man

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile

Walk naked to the bathroom

If you see partner along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound

Look at your manly physique in the mirror

Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum

Get in the shower

Wash your face

Wash your armpits

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair.

Make a Shampoo Mohawk

Wee

Rinse off and get out of shower

Partially dry off

Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time

Admire willy size in mirror again


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Since Maria was bored of the dinosaur here's a dancing kitty...

1. Teaching Math In 1970
A logger sells a truck load of timber for $1000. His cost of production is 4/5 of the selling price. What is his profit?

2. Teaching Math In 1980
A truck sells a lorry load of timber for $1000. His cost of production is 4/5 of the selling price, or $800.What is his profit?

3. Teaching Math In 1990
A logger sells a truck load of timber for $1000. His cost of production is $800. Did he make a profit?

4. Teaching Math In 2000
A logger truck a lorry load of timber for $1000. His cost of production is $800 and his profit is $200.Your assignment: Underline the number 200.

5. Teaching Math In 2008
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is totally selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $200. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers. If you are upset about the plight of the animals in question counseling will be available.)

6. Teaching Math 2018
أ المسجل تبيع حموله شاحنة من الخشب من دولار. صاحب تكلفة الانتاج من> الثمن. ما هو الربح له؟

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I really upset MariaLove, and I still feel pretty shitty about it.... We made up and all is well I think but still....